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Hole in the Ring
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
In a glowing blue studio with a revolving checkerboard floor, the host of the quiz Hole in the Ring greets his contestants: Sally, a publisher's assistant, along with William, Matt, Julia and John. He fires off rapid questions on music, chemistry and film, steamrolling anyone who asks him to repeat a question and cutting off John's slow reply as time runs out. The host then savages the team's one-point score and works up to a string of increasingly rude insults before ordering them to choose the contestant who will be the hole in the ring.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 5
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Who's the git amongst the pigeons?
Who's the turd in the hamper?
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.

David Kerr
Director

Gareth Edwards
Producer
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
The quiz format spoofs The Weakest Link. This is the first of the episode's two Hole in the Ring segments.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:05
Host
Welcome. Welcome to Hole in the Ring. Let's meet this week's new contestant.
- 00:13
Sally
Hello, I'm Sally and I'm a publisher's assistant from Warwick.
- 00:17
Host
Sally, let's play Hole in the Ring. And your time starts now. Matt, in which city was Mozart born?
- 00:26
Matt
Salzburg.
- 00:27
Host
Correct. Julia, on the periodics table, what element is denoted by the shrimble F-E?
- 00:30
Julia
Sorry, could you repeat the question?
- 00:32
Host
On the periodic table, which element is denoted by the symbol F-E?
- 00:36
Julia
Iron.
- 00:36
Host
No, I am. John, who won an Oscar for his performance in the 2002 film The Pianist?
- 00:41
John
The what? The Pianist. Do you mean The Pianist?
- 00:47
Host
Pianist.
- 00:49
John
Adrian Brodie.
- 00:50
Host
You're out of time, you're out of time. So, so team, at the end of that round you scored a pathetic, a gay, one point, which is shit. So, you idiots. so team who's the git amongst the pigeons who's three bob shorts of a 10 queer note who's the turd in the hamper who's thick it's time to decide who's the hole in the ring
The rabbit hole continues
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