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Parking Lot Altercation
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
On Christmas Eve, a father shopping with his daughter Madison argues with another motorist over a mall parking space. With their windows closed, the two men escalate the dispute through elaborate gestures and exaggerated claims about their health and religious devotion. Madison joins in, only for her father to object to the gestures she chooses. The rival driver calls on his wife, who appears at the father and daughter’s window and makes the confrontation increasingly threatening and messy, pressing against the glass and spraying it with her drink.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
He did a cane, so I’m doing Braille.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Mikey Day
Writer
Streeter Seidell
Writer
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Mikey Day and Chloe Fineman reprise the father-and-daughter pairing from Traffic Altercation, first broadcast April 1, 2023.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:05
Oh
- 00:06
Madison
Oh, my God, Dad, just park.
- 00:08
Driver #2
Well, I'd love to, Madison, but there's no spots.
- 00:11
Madison
Well, maybe that's because we're going shopping on Christmas Eve afternoon.
- 00:15
Driver #2
Ooh, there's a spot. Hold on.
- 00:17
Madison
Wait, Dad, Dad, watch out!
- 00:19
Driver #2
Are you kidding me? This guy fully just tried to steal our spot.
- 00:26
Hey, Hey! Hey!
- 00:29
Driver #1
hey, this spot, this spot is mine. My spot.
- 00:35
Driver #2
no it's mine my blinker was on
- 00:41
Driver #1
serious are you serious i was here first are you blind are
- 00:56
Driver #2
Me? Are you blind
- 00:59
Driver #2
he did a cane so i'm doing braille
- 01:04
this saw this hurt you see
- 01:13
Driver #2
Ha! You wish! You wish!
- 01:21
Driver #1
I swear on my mother! My mother!
- 01:29
Driver #2
Ugh! I don't care!
- 01:33
Driver #1
Ugh! My mother is dead! Shame on on you!
- 01:41
Driver #2
Ugh, I hate this guy!
- 01:43
Madison
Dude, you blow!
- 01:46
Driver #2
No! No! Listen, don't! Don't!
- 01:49
Madison
What?
- 01:50
Driver #2
I don't want to that and i really don't like that one hand was doing this.
- 01:58
Driver #1
Madison is right. She's right.
- 02:06
Driver #2
Shut up. Shut up. Just get Lost. I need this spot!
- 02:14
Driver #1
I'm handy... ...capped! Handy... ...capped!
- 02:20
Driver #2
That is bull... ...bull... ...crap! Crap!
- 02:26
No! My blood Pressure is Christian. Very high.
- 02:34
Driver #2
You are such a liar.
- 02:39
Driver #1
I never lie. I'm super Christian. Super Christian.
- 02:50
Lie. But
- 02:52
Driver #1
Yeah, screw you! Screw you!
- 02:58
Madison
You're such a jerk!
- 03:01
Driver #2
No, no, no, listen!
- 03:03
Madison
What?
- 03:04
Driver #2
Don't do two at once!
- 03:08
Madison
I'm sorry, it's just a habit.
- 03:10
Driver #2
Don't say that!
- 03:14
Driver #1
Come on, man! It's almost Christmas! Let me have the spot, you scrooge
- 03:23
Driver #2
i'm not scrooge i have a a good heart okay good heart i'm more Santa Claus. Ho ho ho.
- 03:36
Madison
Dude,
- 03:39
Driver #2
I didn't know what else to do. I'm sorry.
- 03:41
Driver #1
Listen to me, maybe you'll listen to my wife.
- 03:48
Driver #2
Well, I don't see A wife? Your Do you?
- 03:57
Driver #1’s wife
Drive away right now or I will kill you now and I'll make your dumb daughter watch. My race will eat your face.
- 04:15
The
- 04:16
Driver #1’s wife
Okay? She hates you, by the way. got it?
- 04:50
Driver #2
the spot is all yours sir
- 04:53
Driver #1
i know happy holidays
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