The Grinch

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1. 00:00

   And what happened then, well, in Whoville, they say, that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day. He brought back the toys and the food for the feast, and he, he himself, carved the roast beast. The next morning...

2. 00:17
   

   Cathy

   Good morning morning morning, kids!

3. 00:22
   

   Son

   You morning dad!

4. 00:23
   

   Cindy Lou Who

   Good morning mom!

5. 00:24
   

   Son

   You guys look tired.

6. 00:26
   

   Dad

   Uh, yeah. Mom and I had a little too much Who Punch last night.

7. 00:32
   

   Cathy

   I haven't partied like that in a while.

8. 00:35
   

   Son

   What'd you guys do after we went to bed?

9. 00:38
   

   Dad

   Uh, don't worry about that, buddy.

10. 00:40
    

    Cindy Lou Who

    I thought it was so nice how Mr. Grinch came down to celebrate with us yesterday. I always thought he was a rotten old meanie who was slimy like a snail. But, boy, was I wrong. He's great.

11. 00:51
    

    Son

    Yeah, he's a cool guy.

12. 00:53
    

    Cathy

    Oh, speak of the devil...

13. 00:56
    

    The Grinch

    Hmm. Morning.

14. 00:59
    

    Dad

    Morning.

15. 01:00
    

    Cindy Lou Who

    Uh, did you sleep over, Mr. Grinch?

16. 01:03
    

    Son

    And are you wearing my dad's bathrobe?

17. 01:05
    

    The Grinch

    Uh, well, the reason for that is, uh...

18. 01:09
    

    Cathy

    Uh, you know, it was so late, and Mr. Grinch lives way up on that curly mountain, so we just thought, why not invite him to spend the night here?

19. 01:17
    

    Dad

    Yeah. With us.

20. 01:21
    

    The Grinch

    Uh-huh. Yeah, that's it.

21. 01:25
    

    Son

    Well, wait. There's only two bedrooms upstairs. Where'd you sleep, Mr. Grinch?

22. 01:32
    

    The Grinch

    uh someone want to take this one

23. 01:34
    

    Dad

    it doesn't matter where mr. Grinch slept what matters is that yesterday his heart grew three sizes

24. 01:42
    

    Cathy

    it's not the only thing that grew three sizes

25. 01:44
    

    Dad

    Kathy you're bad

26. 01:48

    the who children puzzled over what had occurred unaware that their parents had brought in a third to spice up their Why, it's a cinch. All you need is some whoo-punch and a night with the Grinch.

27. 02:05
    

    The Grinch

    Well... Well, I should probably roll.

28. 02:08
    

    Cathy

    No, no, no. No, stay. Have breakfast. I'm making green eggs and bacon.

29. 02:12
    

    The Grinch

    Okay, well, I am pretty hungry.

30. 02:14
    

    Dad

    Bet you are. You put in some work last night.

31. 02:17
    

    The Grinch

    Huh. We all did.

32. 02:19
    

    Cathy

    Well, if that was work, then I guess I love my job.

33. 02:25
    

    Cindy Lou Who

    What are you guys talking about?

34. 02:27
    

    Dad

    Uh, nothing. Hey, show Mr. Grinch the toys you got for Christmas, guys.

35. 02:32
    

    Son

    Okay. Yeah! Oh, we got whiz bumpers, snooze-needlers, and I don't know what this is, but it looks fun.

36. 02:40
    

    Dad

    Okay, don't worry about that one, guys. That's not a fun toy.

37. 02:45
    

    Cathy

    I thought it was pretty fun.

38. 02:47
    

    The Grinch

    Oh, trust me, I remember.

39. 02:51
    

    Cindy Lou Who

    I'm so tired. You woke me up last night, Mommy.

40. 02:55
    

    Cathy

    Oh, no, I did.

41. 02:56
    

    Dad

    Well, you didn't come in our room, though, right?

42. 02:58
    

    Cindy Lou Who

    No.

43. 02:59
    

    Dad

    Oh. Thank God.

44. 03:00
    

    Cindy Lou Who

    You kept screaming, "'You're a mean one! You're a mean..."' one! You're a mean one!

45. 03:07
    

    Cathy

    Mommy. Mommy was just having a nightmare.

46. 03:11
    

    Son

    Daddy, were you having a nightmare when you were yelling, "'Punish me, my green king! Punish me, my green king!'"?

47. 03:19
    

    The Grinch

    And that's my cue. I really should get back to my cave. My little A-hole dog's probably wondering where I am.

48. 03:28
    

    Cathy

    So, are you sure?

49. 03:30
    

    The Grinch

    Yeah, but, hey, you know, thanks for the memories.

50. 03:34
    

    Dad

    Well, don't be a stranger.

51. 03:35

    Oh.

52. 03:38
    

    Dad

    Well, I probably should go.

53. 03:42
    

    The Grinch

    Well, no one's stopping you.

54. 03:46
    

    Son

    What are you guys doing?

55. 03:48
    

    Cathy

    Go outside and play!