Sam Adams

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1. 00:03
   

   Employee ?

   Sam Adams has rooted signature beers in the heart of Boston since 1984, so who better to try out our new Jacko Pumpkin Boston Ale than real Bostonians?

2. 00:13
   

   Kevin R. ?

   You know, it's got that great Sam Adams taste, but the pumpkin flavor really kicks it up a notch.

3. 00:17
   

   Jonathan E. ?

   I mean, I love Sam Oktoberfest, but I think this might even be better.

4. 00:24
   

   Sean S. ?

   Jesus Christ. What the is that?

5. 00:28
   

   Kori A. ?

   Okay, this is the perfect beer for sweater weather.

6. 00:31
   

   Sean S. ?

   All right, let's try this for real.

7. 00:32

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8. 00:40
   

   Sean S. ?

   I don't like that.

9. 00:42
   

   Daria C. ?

   I'm not really a beer drinker, but this might change that.

10. 00:45
    

    Sean S. ?

    This is the kind of beer somebody brings to a party at your house, and then it just, like, sits in the fridge for, like, eight months.

11. 00:52
    

    Sean S. ?

    And then one day, your buddy comes over, and he's like, hey, you got a beer?

12. 00:55
    

    Sean S. ?

    And I'm like, well, you know, I got this pumpkin .

13. 00:57
    

    Sean S. ?

    So you drink it, and it, you know, gets you buzzed.

14. 00:59
    

    Dooley ?

    Bob, come on.

15. 01:00
    

    Sean S. ?

    I'm coming!

16. 01:01
    

    Dooley ?

    You've been sitting there for half an hour, and I have to work!

17. 01:03
    

    Sean S. ?

    I'm enjoying myself! You know, you're just like your mother! Oh, there you go.

18. 01:08
    

    Kori A. ?

    You guys should sell this year-round. Seriously, it's salty.

19. 01:10
    

    Sean S. ?

    Sorry, sorry. Just grabbing one more. Oh. Whoa. We'll haunt you. My bad.

20. 01:17
    

    Jonathan E. ?

    I can definitely taste the hops.

21. 01:18
    

    Sean S. ?

    Pop-Tarts, Reese's, Pops. What are you, eighth? Go get some Starvin' Shop corn flakes in the welfare bag.

22. 01:25
    

    Sean S. ?

    What's that look? Oh, you gonna take a swing at me? It's today of the day, huh?

23. 01:29
    

    Sean S. ?

    Today of the day you take a swing at your old man? Is that what it is? Come on, you a man now? I didn't think so!

24. 01:34

    Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Get off! Get off me! Get off me! Get off me! No! no.

25. 01:48
    

    Employee ?

    Sam Adams, Adam's Jacko Pumpkin Ale. Real Bostonians agree.

26. 01:52

    It's a win.

27. 01:53
    

    Sean S. ?

    You know, it's kind of sweet and , But, you know, there's nothing else to drink.

28. 01:57
    

    Sean S. ?

    Oh, you guys called the cops?