Traffic Stop

Officers Watts and Smith pull over a driver who has been drinking, but their interest in him quickly overtakes the traffic violation. Every routine question becomes a pickup attempt, and his appeals for proper police procedure get him nowhere. A third officer, Paula Hauser, arrives only to join the pursuit. Their version of a sobriety test asks the increasingly baffled motorist to perform for them while a mock crime-show opening celebrates the Thirsty Cops.

Mikey Day, Alex Moffat and Chris Redd appear in still photographs during the opening titles.