Dinner Discussion

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   No, I'm telling you, this dog eats anything.

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   He ate steel wool.

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   And then he pooped silver for three days.

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   That's insane.

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   It's our life.

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   You know, what's insane are these roasted carrots.

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   They are so good.

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   Oh, everything here is good.

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   The New York Times restaurant review raved about this place.

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    You know, speaking of the Times,

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    did any of you guys read that op-ed piece about...

12. 00:26

    Honey, no.

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    What article are you talking about?

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    The one about Aziz Ansari?

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    We

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    I'm sorry, we

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    can talk about something else.

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    I was just curious what everyone thought, but...

19. 00:52

    No, no, no, of course. We can, uh...

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    We can talk about it. Yeah.

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    I mean, I think we should.

22. 01:00

    We absolutely should.

23. 01:03

    Well, let's come to this.

24. 01:05

    I'll go first.

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    Are you sure you want to do this?

26. 01:08

    Yes, yes. I will speak on the topic of Aziz Ansari.

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    I think...

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    -"Careful"?

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    -"Yeah. I-I think that some women...

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    careful.

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    Or, uh, rather, um, some men have a proclivity."

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    -"Careful"?

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    -"Help me."

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    -"Okay, sure.

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    Uh, well, while I applaud the movement...

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    -"Watch it."

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    Noted.

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    It's just that I wonder if maybe we're setting it back.

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    God, careful.

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    Okay.

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    Oh, I-I feel that powerful men almost always abuse.

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    Nope!

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    Okay, um, look.

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    The thing that I keep going back to is,

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    It seems like, if she wanted to leave...

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    Oh, no.

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    ...she could have just...

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    Oh, no.

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    ...left.

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    left

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    everyone stop we can talk

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    We can talk about this. We are adults.

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    Can't we just go back to the dog?

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    We were happy when we were talking about the dog.

55. 02:57

    Honey, the time for talking about the dog is over.

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    We are in a post-Babe.net universe now,

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    and we have to finish what we started.

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    Tom, go.

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    Okay, fine.

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    The Me Too movement, pass.

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    Okay, consent, pass.

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    Damn it!

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    Okay, if I were with a woman and she seemed at all uneasy,

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    I would just slow my rolls.

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    Are good.

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    Okay, what I think we're forgetting...

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    Oh, no.

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    ...is the way that this intersects

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    with the issue of...

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    -"Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God."

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    Race? -"No!"

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    -"I

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    I

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    -I can't do this anymore.

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    We have to talk about something else."

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    -"Yes." -"Yes."

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    -"Yes, something less controversial."

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    -"Okay, um, uh, Shape of Water had problems, right?"

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    -"Watcha, watcha, watcha."

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    -"Hey, where's my wife?"