Cleaning Crew

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   Well, gang, thanks for working so late on the night

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   before our big Christmas break.

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   I know you're all anxious to get back to your families,

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   so I'll see you in two weeks, all right?

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   Oh.

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   Oh.

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   What's that?

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   Oh, okay.

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   Sit down for a sec, everybody.

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    Evidently, our wonderful cleaning crew here

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    has put together a Christmas show.

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    Really?

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    And they want to do it now?

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    I was hoping to catch the 9 o'clock train.

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    Oh, oh, I'm so sorry.

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    we can just clean your mess and say or do nothing.

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    Of course we will stay and watch your show.

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    You do so much for us.

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    Thank you, Miss Christine.

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    Why, thank you, Miss Thing,

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    about to perform with your other two Miss Things.

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    You don't know their names, do you?

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    It's a tradition in our country to share song.

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    So we'll write one just for you.

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    With you in mind.

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    Sounds great.

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    Okay, we are ready.

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    Hey there, Santa, you being a bad boy?

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    Like you do, like you do, like you always dare do.

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    You came down the chimney and you pushed me on the floor.

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    What'd he do, what'd he do? What did Santa do to you?

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    Santa said, be quiet as a mouse.

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    Don't tell anybody or I'll burn down your house.

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    Bad boy Santa, bad boy,

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    Santa,

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    Santa's a bad boy.

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    Um...

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    That

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    was, uh, something.

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    Yeah, it was.

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    So, thank you, yeah.

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    -"It was, uh, okay or bad? You hate it."

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    -"Your face looks confused. You know who is Santa, right?"

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    -"He stand in your house and he go, ho, ho, ho!"

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    -"Yes, he does. Sure does. Very cute, ladies."

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    -"Thank you for sharing your beautiful cultures with us.

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    I could listen to that for hours."

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    -"Oh, really, Christine?"

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    -"Oh, good. We have more, yes."

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    -"Okay. Well, just one more. Deal?"

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    -"It's a deal."

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    -♪ Wake up, Santa, get out of my bed

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    It's time to deliver those presents

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    -♪ I know you want to go again

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    But it's time to deliver those presents

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    -"Santa, no! What did I say?

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    Put on your pants and get back in your sleigh."

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    -♪ Santa, Santa, just make...

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    fast!

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    Um,

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    Okay, that was number two.

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    -"You don't like?"

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    Well, here in America,

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    we don't really think of Santa that way.

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    -"Like in fun, sexy way."

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    Like a big, frisky fat man?

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    Yeah, like a goofy elf, and he's horny all the time.

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    Kids, that's not true about Santa.

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    Oh.

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    Oh, God, Dan, I forgot your kids are here.

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    Yeah, I have them this weekend.

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    I get them one a year.

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    Supervised. Hi, Carla.

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    This isn't great, Dan.

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    Okay, I think we've all had enough,

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    so let's do just one more to make sure, huh?

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    But they didn't ask to do one more.

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    Oh, yeah, we have one, though.

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    The elves, lined up

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    Outside my door, each one more worked up than the one before.

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    Santa told the elves they could have a turn.

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    But, Santa, you never learn.

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    Give me a break! Put the camera away!

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    Plus, I think you're too drunk anyway.

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    Santa,

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    Santa, Santa

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    What is your

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    why did I...

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    tell you about my chimney?

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    It only goes one way.

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    Well, I

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    I don't see how you could top that,

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    but let's do two or three more just to make sure.

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    Okay, but this next one is a little bit dirty.

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    I'll take it.