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Grow-a-Guy
SKETCH-O-VISION
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The premise
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Around a lake-house campfire, Clint badgers his awkward friend Trevor about having no one else to hang out with, and Trevor lamely claims a funny friend named Chad who goes to another school. In a bedroom flashback Trevor follows the instructions on a Grow-a-Guy kit, mixing the contents into a jar of water until a full-grown man ends up on the floor beside him, and the two spend a day rehearsing small talk, high-fives and a few stock movie jokes. Chad then joins the circle and nods along to the movie talk, and when he cheerfully asks what hashtags are, Clint, who is also guarding his family's marshmallows, demands to know whether he is a Grow-a-Guy. Chad admits it, Clint gloats, the group threatens to throw him out, and he blows himself up in the fire pit; the rest of the circle then turns out to have secrets of their own, leaving Trevor alone by the embers.
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Highly quotable.
Chad, are you a grow-a-guy?
Yes! I knew it! I win! No other friends!
Script
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- 00:05
That wasn't Not even the worst. The worst was when he was walking around with toilet paper hanging out of the back of his pants all day.
- 00:10
Clint
check Check out Trevor. So quiet.
- 00:20
Trevor
Clint. I talked, I talked like a minute ago.
- 00:23
Clint
Bro, can I ask? Like, are we your only friends?
- 00:29
What are you talking about?
- 00:32
Trevor
Clint, don't.
- 00:33
Clint
No, no, I'm genuinely asking. I'm helping the guy.
- 00:35
Clint
Do you have any other friends besides us?
- 00:39
Trevor
Fine, Chad. I've got a, um, friend named Chad who goes to another school. You wouldn't know. He's funny as crap.
- 00:47
You should bring him up here next weekend.
- 00:51
Trevor
I will. Yeah, if you want. If you...
- 00:54
Trevor
Ready? You might be a footer.
- 01:19
Chad
Oh, hello there.
- 01:29
Trevor
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is to go right together. Ready? Wikipedia. These are tweets. This is all Guardians of the Galaxy. Popular movie.
- 01:41
It's got a hand. Right hand. Oh, my God. No. Yes, Yes, that's it. That's it. Maybe stick it in there a little bit. Just stick it in there a little bit. Yeah.
- 01:59
Clint
Okay, everybody shut up for a second. I've got a gig. All right, just close your eyes. Okay, you're gonna thank me. Now, picture Mr. Dewey having sex. Oh!
- 02:12
What do you guys think, like, his dating situation is for real? Genuinely, I'd rather picture him having sex than on a date. You're so right, Trevor.
- 02:23
Clint
So, Chad, I see you can drink my beer. Can you talk, too?
- 02:27
Trevor
Clint.
- 02:28
Clint
What? I'm genuinely asking.
- 02:32
Chad
Uh, am... Groot.
- 02:37
Trevor
He's playing. Guardians.
- 02:40
Chad
Yes. I can talk.
- 02:44
Chad
Hey, what are hashtags?
- 02:45
say that again Say that again?
- 02:51
Chad
Well, no, like, I get that they're to flag a searchable term in your tweet, but wouldn't it work just the same if you, you know, didn't put the number symbol there?
- 03:00
What?
- 03:02
Chad
I'm seriously asking.
- 03:03
Trevor
Chad, drop it. It's nothing.
- 03:05
Clint
Can I ask you something, bro? Are you a grow-a-guy? Because I'm not super thrilled about the idea of a grow-a-guy eating my family's marshmallows at our nice-ass lake house. So I guess I'm curious. Chad? Chad, are you a grow-a-guy?
- 03:24
Chad
Yes, I am that.
- 03:25
Clint
Yes! I knew it! I win! No other friends! Fuck! God, you don't even work. I'm throwing you out.
- 03:35
Chad
Actually, You don't have to do that. We self-destruct.
- 03:40
Like, how do you... I mean... mean, he kind of did have a point about the hashtags, right? Are you a grow guy, too? Guess he was a girl guy. Guess he was a grow guy. Yeah, me too. Pooey! Guess it's just me and the lady.
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