Waking Up with Kimye: Holiday Show

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1. 00:10
   

   Kanye West

   Welcome to our show, Waking Up With Kimye, fam. Huh?

2. 00:15

   It's

3. 00:16
   

   Kanye West

   our holiday show, so here's a Christmas carol. Joy to the world, Kim's body's back.

4. 00:24

   I'm

5. 00:25
   

   Kim Kardashian

   starring in a book.

6. 00:29

   That's

7. 00:30
   

   Kanye West

   right. My genius fiance's body is back to a size I deem acceptable. Huh?

8. 00:36

   Kim's

9. 00:37
   

   Kanye West

   body left and then rose again. Remind you of anyone? His name rhymes with Yeezus.

10. 00:44
    

    Kim Kardashian

    Regis. No,

11. 00:46
    

    Kanye West

    no, no, no, no, baby. You know who I'm talking about, Jesus. Oh. So, uh, tell him

12. 00:51

    how

13. 00:52
    

    Kanye West

    you lost that weight, baby.

14. 00:53

    Through

15. 00:54
    

    Kim Kardashian

    a healthy diet, regular exercise, and Photoshop.

16. 01:01

    All

17. 01:01
    

    Kanye West

    right, huh?

18. 01:03

    It's

19. 01:04
    

    Kanye West

    time to introduce the band, baby. You got this.

20. 01:07
    

    Kim Kardashian

    Oh, yeah. Please welcome our in-house family band, the Kardashian Christmas Carolers. Happy holidays. What's up?

21. 01:17

    We

22. 01:18
    

    Kim Kardashian

    spelled it with three K's. Happy holidays, KKK let's

23. 01:27
    

    Kanye West

    do it band come they told me thank

24. 01:35

    Thank you,

25. 01:38
    

    Kanye West

    you ladies and Rob

26. 01:39

    all

27. 01:40
    

    Kanye West

    right

28. 01:40

    time

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    Kanye West

    for our first segment where we highlight the latest in architectural achievement and design it's called what Kim built

30. 01:52

    what

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    Kanye West

    Kim built

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    showing

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    Kanye West

    what you constructed baby

34. 01:58

    this

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    Kim Kardashian

    Christmas I built a gingerbread nightclub

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    y

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    Kanye West

    'all see that

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    can't

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    Kanye West

    flip the script

40. 02:08

    holiday

41. 02:09
    

    Kanye West

    bread just became a building

42. 02:11

    it's

43. 02:13
    

    Kim Kardashian

    for people and red licorice is a vip velvet roll

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    that's

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    Kanye West

    genius huh

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    y

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    Kanye West

    'all are looking at the armenian frank geary

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    no

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    Kanye West

    no no no baby we talked about this you don't eat anymore you don't get hungry anymore remember so

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    baby

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    Kanye West

    we spent so much time with your family how about we spend this Christmas with my dad you remember his name right

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    mr.

53. 02:42
    

    Kim Kardashian

    black guy no

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    no

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    Kanye West

    no baby that's not his name you met him remember

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    Kim Kardashian

    no

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    no

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    Kanye West

    it's Ray

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    Kim Kardashian

    I knew

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    Kanye West

    you You remembered. Good job, baby.

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    All

62. 02:57
    

    Kanye West

    right.

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    All

64. 02:59
    

    Kanye West

    right. Now we got a special holiday treat for y'all.

65. 03:02

    Oh,

66. 03:02
    

    Kim Kardashian

    yeah. For the holidays, Kanye and I made this video Christmas card. Enjoy, you guys.

67. 03:11

    I

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    Kanye West

    know

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    You're

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    Kanye West

    tired with your shiny red nose. You're shiny. The Uh-huh, Rudolph

71. 03:24
    

    Kim Kardashian

    Mother,

72. 03:25
    

    Kanye West

    mother, deer's lame and you know it now. Oh, no. When Ye Claus hold you down, your courage fail. Bam. BAM! BAM!

73. 03:32

    BAM!

74. 03:34
    

    Kim Kardashian

    Uh-huh, Rudolph.

75. 03:46
    

    Kanye West

    Well, that's our show. Merry Christmas! Uh

76. 03:49

    -huh!

77. 03:50
    

    Kim Kardashian

    NEW CHRISTMAS!