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Pizza Business

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The setup

An aspiring entrepreneur asks a bank to finance her dream job: eating other people’s leftover pizza.

Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Barb Kelner arrives at a bank with a pizza box and a plan to turn her appetite into a business. Loan officer Jim Sloan tries to steer her toward a written proposal, but Barb treats repeated offers of pens, a motivational book title and a pizza-tasting demonstration as convincing financial evidence. His patience wears thin as her sales pitch takes over the office. After she leaves, a coworker’s unwanted leftovers make the idea suddenly seem useful, just as Barb returns for her pizza box in exaggerated slow motion.

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

I legitimately love eating pizza.

You don't have to say excuse me to a chair.

It says pizza. It's written. Let's go.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

The official SNL YouTube upload is dated September 23, 2013; the sketch first aired in the April 6, 2013 episode.

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