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Pizza Business
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Barb Kelner arrives at a bank with a pizza box and a plan to turn her appetite into a business. Loan officer Jim Sloan tries to steer her toward a written proposal, but Barb treats repeated offers of pens, a motivational book title and a pizza-tasting demonstration as convincing financial evidence. His patience wears thin as her sales pitch takes over the office. After she leaves, a coworker’s unwanted leftovers make the idea suddenly seem useful, just as Barb returns for her pizza box in exaggerated slow motion.
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I legitimately love eating pizza.
You don't have to say excuse me to a chair.
It says pizza. It's written. Let's go.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
The official SNL YouTube upload is dated September 23, 2013; the sketch first aired in the April 6, 2013 episode.
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