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Hallmark Channel's Countdown to Christmas

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The setup

A Hallmark Channel promo for its Countdown to Christmas lineup breathlessly previews a week of absurdly punny holiday movies built around celebrity guest stars and one-line premises.

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The funny people

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Say it with us

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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santana.

Rosie O'Donnell is skyping with Santa

The premise

Here’s the bit.

An announcer runs through a Monday-to-Friday schedule of made-for-TV holiday films, each one reduced to a leading question and a famous face. A talk-show host video-chats with Santa, a former Superman actor stumbles on a nativity gift in his yard, a sitcom kid plays a skateboarding Scrooge, a veteran actress fumbles through a post-feast holiday, a rock guitarist rescues a faithless child with a solo, and a country singer plays an elf with a shelf. The week ends with a reindeer shortage and a sitcom dad pressed into service, before the promo signs off by pitching the channel as company while dinner cooks.

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