Brian Fellow's Safari Planet: Porcupine and a Pig

Brian Fellow, whose announcer admits he has no zoology training and never got past sixth grade, opens another episode of his animal show. Dale Dudley brings in Willy the porcupine, whom Brian writes off as a rat that needs a haircut; when Dale starts to explain how the quills figure into mating, Brian rules it too dirty for his program and sends him packing. Shawn Kelly then arrives with a miniature pot-bellied pig and tries to explain why the breed makes a tidy house pet, but Brian fixates on the pig's belly and, through his own baffling logic about pork, convinces himself the animal is hostile to Jewish people. Drifting into a daydream, Brian imagines the departed porcupine complaining that the show is tanking and offering to expose himself to boost ratings. He snaps out of it to ask whether Shawn's pig would kill the porcupine for five dollars, then signs off by promising a fruit fly next week.