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The Gift Shop

Not the Nine O'Clock News
SKETCH-O-VISION
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The setup

A customer lavishes praise on a gift shop’s ornaments before choosing the one he simply must own.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

An effusive customer carefully explains why one ornament has captured his heart. The delighted shopkeeper listens as he weighs the charms of the surrounding souvenirs and settles on an elaborate fish-shaped ashtray. Once the sale is complete, the customer’s devotion turns abruptly into disgust.

The funny people

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

How can I ever, ever thank you enough?

God, God, I hate it!

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

An audio version of this sketch also appears on the 1981 album Hedgehog Sandwich.