The Pre-Natal Pageant

Dale and his pregnant wife Rhonda travel the fetal pageant circuit, insisting their baby loves the attention. Between interviews in their trophy-filled home, the film visits a regional contest where entrants are judged by ultrasound, and a cosmetic surgeon who boasts of operating on babies before birth. Dale piles on jobs to cover the entry fees, from a pork rind factory to a portable toilet business to kissing elephants' rears at the circus, and a small cash prize barely dents the cost. Two weeks later their fetus is crowned at a Hollywood-themed pageant, and closing captions report what became of the family, the surgeon and one of the judges.