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Dead Parrot

Monty Python's Flying Circus
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

A customer tries to return a lifeless parrot to a shopkeeper with an inexhaustible supply of excuses.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Mr. Praline returns to a pet shop carrying a dead Norwegian Blue, but the proprietor insists there is nothing wrong with it. Demonstrations, arguments and a mounting catalogue of descriptions of death get Praline no closer to a refund. Sent to the proprietor’s brother in Bolton, he is drawn into another dispute about where he is, followed by a railway complaints detour. The Colonel finally steps in to stop the increasingly absurd proceedings.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 5

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

I wish to register a complaint.

This is an ex-parrot!

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

The premise drew on Michael Palin’s experience with a car salesman who explained away every fault, as recounted by the BFI.

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