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Sweary Aussie Drama: Episode Six
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
The final instalment opens with a recap of the family's ever-changing claims to their outback farm. In a cluttered office, a lawyer reads the will and hands the property to a stunned heir while explosives smoulder in the barn. Outside the farmhouse, the new owner confronts the daughter over her attempt to blow the place up, and the family then gathers for dinner as if the matter were finally settled. One last interruption at the table sets off a fresh volley of swearing and leaves everyone staring in bewilderment.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 6
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
It's yours, you knobber!
Were you trying to blow this fucking farm sky fucking high?
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.

Abigail Burdess
Writer
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
This is the sixth and final instalment of Sweary Aussie Drama, written by Abigail Burdess. It appeared in Episode Six, which Channel 4 broadcast on 10 October 2025 after releasing the full series on its streaming service on 5 September 2025; the British Comedy Guide's sketch list for that episode does not mention it. The official individual upload was published on 21 October 2026.
Script
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- 00:03
Previously on Swery Aussie Drama
- 00:05
Family member ?
This is my fucking farm!
- 00:08
Family member ?
This fucking farm's my fucking farm now!
- 00:11
Daughter ?
This is my fucking farm now!
- 00:14
Family member ?
It's my fucking farm again!
- 00:16
Family member ?
Sorry, whose fucking farm is it?
- 00:19
Family member ?
I've found a fucking wheel! Fuck!
- 00:38
Lawyer
It's yours, you knobber!
- 00:40
Family member
Were you trying to blow this fucking farm sky fucking high?
- 00:58
Daughter ?
Too fucking right!
- 00:59
Family member ?
I love the tits of you. You stone-cold cunt
- 01:03
Family member ?
want to run a fucking farm Take a fucking seat
- 01:19
Family member ?
Not so fucking fast
- 01:27
Family member ?
What the fuck fuck's sake?
- 01:30
Family member ?
Hey, the fuck are you?
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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