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Middle-Aged Man Island: Buying Booze

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The setup

A campfire chat about stocking up on cheap booze for a funeral that has not happened yet turns into a race to get Christmas over with.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Around the fire on Middle-Aged Man Island, one camper tells the story of a man who bought discount wine in Calais for his wife's wake while she was still alive. His companions argue over whether that was sensible, immoral or simply in poor taste, and whether he ever told her. The talk then turns to how fast each of them can dismantle Christmas Day, from clearing the table and taking down the tree to packing off the in-laws, before one reveals what he really means by Baileys.

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Highly quotable.

Did he say to her, tell you what, love, I'm very sorry you're dying

If possible, I like to get the tree down by the end of Moana.

I don't really mean Baileys. I mean lager. But around Christmas, we call it Baileys.

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

This episode was broadcast on Channel 4 on 10 October 2025, after the complete series had already become available to stream on 5 September.

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