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Pretty Sure This Guy Isn't a Real Sensei
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Sensei Doug Duggart advertises his Brazilian jiu-jitsu studio in a shabby local television commercial. His demonstrations with women look increasingly like excuses for intimate contact, while a male student receives a very different reception. As Doug promotes the route to his advanced class, the sales pitch makes his real interests harder to overlook.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 6
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Tackle and grapple.
Special discounts for college students.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Peter Atencio
Director
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Sensei Doug Duggart
Have you ever found yourself in High Point, North Carolina and not feeling safe? Come on down to Doug Duggar's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
- 00:09
Sensei Doug Duggart
You will learn to tackle and grapple like an ultimate fighting pro
- 00:17
Sensei Doug Duggart
In my studio you get hands-on training And individual attention
- 00:27
Sensei Doug Duggart
Tackle and grapple take on multiple enemies. This is a tackle. That's a grapple
- 00:35
Sensei Doug Duggart
This is a tackle. That's a grapple. There we are. Tackle and grapple.
- 00:42
Sensei Doug Duggart
All ages, learn to protect yourself and your loved ones.
- 00:50
Sensei Doug Duggart
Tackle and grapple.
- 00:53
Sensei Doug Duggart
There are many different levels. There's the beginning level. And if you pass my private one-on-one sensei trial, you may make it into the advanced class.
- 01:03
Sensei Doug Duggart
Tackle and grapple.
- 01:04
Sensei Doug Duggart
Doug Duggars Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu at the High Point Mini Mall, just east of the Pizza Barn two doors down from Kyle's Discount Reels and Furniture.
- 01:11
Sensei Doug Duggart
Sit. Wait. Tackle. Get there. Triple bumps. Down there. Sit. Wait. No stakes. Stay away.
- 01:18
Sensei Doug Duggart
Special discounts for college students.
- 01:20
Sensei Doug Duggart
Sit. Move it. Get your leg back. Get your leg back.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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