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Ozamataz Buckshank's Post-Game Interview
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Moments after the final whistle, a Channel 17 reporter grabs Rhinos rookie defensive end Ozamataz Buckshank, whose last-second interception return for a touchdown won the game. Whatever he is asked, whether about the decisive play, the quarterback's tells or the previous week's painful loss, Ozamataz recites the same media-trained talk of executing, taking it play by play and giving 100 percent. The reporter steers him to a personal topic, the twins he and his wife just had, and gets the same stock reply, then tests him with questions about how he got to the stadium and what he ate for dinner, which only produce more of the same. Finally pleading for a single original thought about a game he won almost by himself, he gets the same answer yet again and breaks down cursing on live television.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Play one quarter at a time, give 100%.
100% of whatever 100% was.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Ozamataz Buckshank first appeared as one of the West team players introduced in the 2012 East/West College Bowl sketch.
Script
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- 00:00
Reporter
I am here with Azmataz Bugshank, the rookie out of Stanford University, who is undoubtedly the MVP of today's game with an interception that he runs back for a touchdown in the last 30 seconds of the contest. Azmataz, can you walk us through what happened on that last play? It was amazing.
- 00:15
Ozamataz Buckshank
Yeah, we knew we had to go out there, give 100%, we executed, it just went our way today.
- 00:20
Reporter
And was the quarterback giving you any clues today, Az? It looked like you knew that ball was gonna be there. What was happening?
- 00:26
Ozamataz Buckshank
Knew we wanted to have some fun, you know, execute. Execute, play one quarter at a time, give 100%,
- 00:31
100%.
- 00:32
Reporter
OK, OK, you know, let's just talk about last week's game. You guys lost a heartbreaker. Give me your state of mind then versus now.
- 00:40
Ozamataz Buckshank
Wanted to do play by play, give it 100% execution-wise. Execute.
- 00:45
Reporter
OK, I'm going to ask you something completely different that's not about football. Look at me, Oz. Just look at me for a second. I'm going to ask you a question. Right here, that a boy. So you and your wife recently had, right here, stay with me. You and your wife recently had twins, OK? OK, how does it feel to be a new dad?
- 00:59
Ozamataz Buckshank
You know, we wanted to stay as a team, execute, give 100% play-by-play.
- 01:04
Reporter
OK, you know what? I'm just going to do a little test right now. Hey, Oz, how'd you get to the game today?
- 01:11
Ozamataz Buckshank
They're a good team, great team, 100%.
- 01:15
Reporter
And what'd you have for dinner last night?
- 01:17
Ozamataz Buckshank
100%
- 01:17
Reporter
of 100%.
- 01:18
Reporter
Yeah, you did, of course, 100% of whatever 100% was. You know what? Can you just do me a favor and tell me one specific thing, like just one actual original observation that you had about today's game. The game that you won, almost single-handedly. Do you think that you could do that, Oz?
- 01:36
Ozamataz Buckshank
Oh, 100%.
- 01:37
Reporter
Oh, goddammit!
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