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Cunnilingus Class
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Shaboots Michaels and T-Ray Tombstone, in loud pinstripes and oversized hats, take the front of an anatomy classroom to teach a room full of men oral sex. Behind the crude vocabulary their advice is surprisingly considerate: ease off, pay attention to each partner, ask what she likes and listen to her reactions. They illustrate it with an envelope-factory explosion metaphor and swimming-style breathing drills, then send the class off to practise on peaches. Once the pair step out into the hallway they pull off their wigs and hats, revealing two women who went undercover to get the message through to men, and who cackle over how many more men are left to reach.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 5
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Vaginas are like snowflakes.
Penises is easy and vaginas is hard.
Take a peach and practice. Practice on a peach.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Peter Atencio
Director
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:05
Shaboots Michaels ?
What up homies! Welcome to cunnilingus class! I'm Shaboose Michaels.
- 00:08
T-Ray Tombstone ?
I'm T-Ray Tombstone.
- 00:09
And we're here to teach y'all how to go down on bitches right.
- 00:12
Now bitches ain't being satisfied so check it. Quit on that clitoris so damn hard. Bitches don't like that nonsense.
- 00:17
That's like putting the tip of your penis in the vacuum. Y'all need to chill on the clitoris. Go around that business. That's like a button made of a million penis tops.
- 00:25
Now every bitch like her cunnilingus a little bit different. Vaginas are like snowflakes. Snowflakes is different.
- 00:30
Learn your bitch's snowflake. Ask your bitch what she wants, then do what she says.
- 00:34
Some bitches like it in a circle. Some bitches like it up and down. Some bitches like it hard. Some bitches like it soft.
- 00:39
Communicate with your bitches. Make your alphabet what you tell them. A, B, C, D.
- 00:45
And when she grab your hair like she gonna pull your damn head off, stick with that letter.
- 00:49
I'm talking about b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b. Or d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.
- 00:54
Vaginas deserve respect. You don't want someone slappin' around your little homie. Ah-ah! Ah-ah! You with the hat.
- 01:01
Speaker 1 ?
Yo.
- 01:02
How you like your BJ's?
- 01:03
Speaker 1 ?
Damn, dawg. All the time.
- 01:06
Shaboots Michaels ?
Shut the up. That's cause penises is easy and vaginas is hard. They're confusing.
- 01:12
Imagine there's an explosion at the envelope factory.
- 01:15
Flaps everywhere. A world of flaps. And you need to lick your way out the factory.
- 01:18
But every bitch's flaps is different. Learn your bitch's particular flaps. Flaps be crazy!
- 01:24
Every flap need to be listened to. And then you will get out of factory alive. Stay down there.
- 01:29
Plan your breathing like you're swimming. You gotta be talking about stroke, stroke, breathe. Stroke, stroke, breathe.
- 01:36
All right, let's take a five-minute break.
- 01:38
And when we come back, we're gonna talk about warming your bitches up before you get busy. And that'll last for more than two damn minutes.
- 01:42
Take a peach and practice. Practice on a peach. Take a peach and practice. Practice on a peach. Take a peach and practice. Practice on a peach. I
- 01:57
Real Instructor ?
Oh, I think it's gonna work 30 down 3 billion to go
- 02:07
Spread ha ha ha ha ha! Ahhh! What's up my baby? Did you f***ing throw that bottle at Jono? Rah! Spread the meat did you fools lathering away you dicks were hilarious though you're so good any of that actually get in your mouth
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