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The setup

A prank-show host dons an elaborate disguise to annoy mall shoppers, then discovers that the costume is his biggest problem.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Carmine Laguzio introduces a hidden-camera segment for Everything Is Upside Down. Disguised as Karl Havoc in heavy prosthetics, he plans to interrupt shoppers at Fairfield Mall. Once inside, however, he freezes while producer Craig feeds him instructions over a headset.

Carmine complains about the heat, the weight of his fake chin and his inability to breathe comfortably. Craig keeps suggesting pranks, but Carmine becomes increasingly intent on removing the costume and questions the whole enterprise. When Craig finally agrees to abandon the segment, Carmine immediately worries about what will be left of the show.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 3

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

What's that do for the greater good?

I thought it was interesting.

Then what's the show?

ScriptEnglish · 43 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:02

    Carmine Laguzio

    Welcome back to Everything is Upside Down. I'm your host, Carmine Luguzio. Today we are going to Fairfield Mall as I become a little character named Carl Havoc. Suffice to say, Carl's a lot. We are going to be capturing real reactions from people as Carl kind of messes with their day. Takes their lunch tray, steals a fry off their plate, talks loudly on his phone about his dog is loose. So let's get started as I become Carl Havoc.

  2. 00:32

    Carmine Laguzio

    Oh, my God. I don't even look like myself. Holy crap. Look at this guy. Imagine if this guy came up to you. Oh, my God. This guy sucks. This is gonna be so funny.

  3. 01:01

    Karl Havoc

    Okay. Here we go.

  4. 01:04

    Craig

    Hey, Carmine, this is Craig coming at you, okay? You see that guy over there? Why don't you go over and take his tray? Go take that guy's tray off Carmine.

  5. 01:21

    Karl Havoc

    There's too much fucking shit on me.

  6. 01:24

    Craig

    What?

  7. 01:24

    Karl Havoc

    There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't breathe.

  8. 01:27

    Craig

    You're fine. I can hear you breathing.

  9. 01:31

    Karl Havoc

    I'm so hot!

  10. 01:32

    Craig

    Carmine, relax. Take a deep breath.

  11. 01:36

    Karl Havoc

    I can't!

  12. 01:37

    Craig

    Buddy.

  13. 01:37

    Karl Havoc

    I can't do this! We did way too much!

  14. 01:40

    Craig

    You can do this.

  15. 01:41

    Karl Havoc

    I'm telling you I can't. I'm so hot!

  16. 01:43

    Craig

    Look, you're fine, okay? Go over, grab that guy's tray.

  17. 01:47

    Karl Havoc

    There's too much fucking shit on me, I can't!

  18. 01:49

    Craig

    Listen to me. Go over to those ladies.

  19. 01:51

    Karl Havoc

    I'm gonna rip the fucking head off!

  20. 01:53

    Craig

    Do not rip the head off, Carmine.

  21. 01:55

    Karl Havoc

    I'm telling you that I am.

  22. 01:57

    Craig

    Do not rip the head off, Carmine.

  23. 01:59

    Karl Havoc

    I can't see. See it off the sides of my eye. I'm ripping the fucking head off.

  24. 02:02

    Craig

    Carmine, please. Carmine, don't rip the head off. That's hours of work.

  25. 02:06

    Karl Havoc

    I'm taking the chin off. It kills.

  26. 02:08

    Craig

    The chin kills.

  27. 02:08

    Karl Havoc

    Yeah, it actually does kill. It's quite heavy, Craig. You don't know.

  28. 02:13

    Craig

    Kick the table.

  29. 02:18

    Karl Havoc

    Shut the fuck up.

  30. 02:19

    Craig

    Go over and kick the table.

  31. 02:20

    Karl Havoc

    What's that do for the greater good?

  32. 02:22

    Craig

    It's funny.

  33. 02:22

    Karl Havoc

    Explain to me why it's funny. Is it because she's alone?

  34. 02:26

    Craig

    You thought it was funny.

  35. 02:27

    Karl Havoc

    I thought it was interesting. I'm gonna rip the fucking head off. The prank is that there is a real guy in here that's the that's the new prank

  36. 02:36

    Craig

    Yeah, that would work that could work

  37. 02:37

    Karl Havoc

    i'm not doing it I don't even want to be around anymore

  38. 02:44

    Craig

    What?

  39. 02:45

    Karl Havoc

    I don't want to be around anymore

  40. 02:55

    Craig

    I don't know You're saying you don't want to live.

  41. 03:07

    Karl Havoc

    Yeah

  42. 03:08

    Craig

    Okay. Yeah, let's scrap it

  43. 03:16

    Karl Havoc

    Yeah, let's scrap it then what's the show god damn it

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