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Prank Show
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Carmine Laguzio introduces a hidden-camera segment for Everything Is Upside Down. Disguised as Karl Havoc in heavy prosthetics, he plans to interrupt shoppers at Fairfield Mall. Once inside, however, he freezes while producer Craig feeds him instructions over a headset.
Carmine complains about the heat, the weight of his fake chin and his inability to breathe comfortably. Craig keeps suggesting pranks, but Carmine becomes increasingly intent on removing the costume and questions the whole enterprise. When Craig finally agrees to abandon the segment, Carmine immediately worries about what will be left of the show.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 3
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
What's that do for the greater good?
I thought it was interesting.
Then what's the show?
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:02
Carmine Laguzio
Welcome back to Everything is Upside Down. I'm your host, Carmine Luguzio. Today we are going to Fairfield Mall as I become a little character named Carl Havoc. Suffice to say, Carl's a lot. We are going to be capturing real reactions from people as Carl kind of messes with their day. Takes their lunch tray, steals a fry off their plate, talks loudly on his phone about his dog is loose. So let's get started as I become Carl Havoc.
- 00:32
Carmine Laguzio
Oh, my God. I don't even look like myself. Holy crap. Look at this guy. Imagine if this guy came up to you. Oh, my God. This guy sucks. This is gonna be so funny.
- 01:01
Karl Havoc
Okay. Here we go.
- 01:04
Craig
Hey, Carmine, this is Craig coming at you, okay? You see that guy over there? Why don't you go over and take his tray? Go take that guy's tray off Carmine.
- 01:21
Karl Havoc
There's too much fucking shit on me.
- 01:24
Craig
What?
- 01:24
Karl Havoc
There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't breathe.
- 01:27
Craig
You're fine. I can hear you breathing.
- 01:31
Karl Havoc
I'm so hot!
- 01:32
Craig
Carmine, relax. Take a deep breath.
- 01:36
Karl Havoc
I can't!
- 01:37
Craig
Buddy.
- 01:37
Karl Havoc
I can't do this! We did way too much!
- 01:40
Craig
You can do this.
- 01:41
Karl Havoc
I'm telling you I can't. I'm so hot!
- 01:43
Craig
Look, you're fine, okay? Go over, grab that guy's tray.
- 01:47
Karl Havoc
There's too much fucking shit on me, I can't!
- 01:49
Craig
Listen to me. Go over to those ladies.
- 01:51
Karl Havoc
I'm gonna rip the fucking head off!
- 01:53
Craig
Do not rip the head off, Carmine.
- 01:55
Karl Havoc
I'm telling you that I am.
- 01:57
Craig
Do not rip the head off, Carmine.
- 01:59
Karl Havoc
I can't see. See it off the sides of my eye. I'm ripping the fucking head off.
- 02:02
Craig
Carmine, please. Carmine, don't rip the head off. That's hours of work.
- 02:06
Karl Havoc
I'm taking the chin off. It kills.
- 02:08
Craig
The chin kills.
- 02:08
Karl Havoc
Yeah, it actually does kill. It's quite heavy, Craig. You don't know.
- 02:13
Craig
Kick the table.
- 02:18
Karl Havoc
Shut the fuck up.
- 02:19
Craig
Go over and kick the table.
- 02:20
Karl Havoc
What's that do for the greater good?
- 02:22
Craig
It's funny.
- 02:22
Karl Havoc
Explain to me why it's funny. Is it because she's alone?
- 02:26
Craig
You thought it was funny.
- 02:27
Karl Havoc
I thought it was interesting. I'm gonna rip the fucking head off. The prank is that there is a real guy in here that's the that's the new prank
- 02:36
Craig
Yeah, that would work that could work
- 02:37
Karl Havoc
i'm not doing it I don't even want to be around anymore
- 02:44
Craig
What?
- 02:45
Karl Havoc
I don't want to be around anymore
- 02:55
Craig
I don't know You're saying you don't want to live.
- 03:07
Karl Havoc
Yeah
- 03:08
Craig
Okay. Yeah, let's scrap it
- 03:16
Karl Havoc
Yeah, let's scrap it then what's the show god damn it
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