Indian Artifacts

A safari-suited Englishwoman named Rose drops in on a Punjabi farming couple, gushing about their simple life while admitting she buys artefacts for a chain of British stores. Every piece of junk she points at becomes a treasured relic in the couple's telling, from a rusty pail and a broken table to a cartoon bedspread passed off as sacred weaving. Rose talks herself out of her own suspicions, insists on paying two thousand pounds, and leaves with a load of household rubbish, while the couple happily throw in some extra souvenirs she does not want to examine too closely.