If Google Was A Guy

A weary man behind a desk handles internet searches in person. Visitors bring him fragmentary questions, misspelled words, requests for websites and increasingly revealing searches. A businessman follows his cryptocurrency investment, a writer keeps checking for compliments about himself, and other users test the limits of a service that now has to react to them face to face. Google retrieves answers from filing cabinets, corrects queries and grows exasperated as the requests become harder to tolerate.