Dave Gets Oprah Pregnant

A phone call from Oprah Winfrey announcing she is pregnant with his child sends Dave dancing through the Chappelle's Show offices, quitting on the spot and flying to Chicago. Through a week of title cards he settles into her mansion as a kept man: a masseuse with a happy-ending request, a pricey martial-arts bodyguard, a nude model for his stick-figure painting and a karaoke party, each introduced to 'my baby's momma' as she comes home from work. He fends off Stedman Graham on the phone, but in the delivery room the newborn turns out to have the face of Dr. Phil, leaving Dave jobless and his dreams of easy money gone.