Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories: Prince

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1. 00:03
   

   Charlie Murphy

   I can recall another one, like, you know, I think it was in 85, like, when all that androgynous s*** was going on, and what was wild was that the guy who looked the most like a b***h was getting all the women. Even I had the jerry curls coming out, and I had my s*** stick to the side and all that. If you're wearing baggy s*** now and you're acting hard, if you from L.A., you motherf***ers just wearing some s***.

2. 00:31
   

   Charlie Murphy

   We in the club, we gettin' our groove on, shakin' it up. And Prince came in, and that's when Purple Rain came out, and Prince was the , you know what I'm sayin'? Prince had on like a, it was like a Zorro-type outfit. He had the ruffles that come down in the front. He had the big perms plucked out, you know what I mean? And the mustache that was drawn on his face.

3. 00:56
   

   Charlie Murphy

   and it looked like it's something that a figure skater would wear and he's with his whole crew and he had this other cat named Mickey free and Mickey free was like the new cat in Shalimar that when he joined a group I heard mad cats like yo Shalimar got a new new girl in there man that bitch fine like a mump they was talking about Mickey free okay Mickey free is not a girl alright

4. 01:22
   

   Charlie Murphy

   they came over where we we was at, Prince started talking to my brother.

5. 01:27
   

   Prince

   Hello, Eddie Murphy.

6. 01:29

   Speaker 1

   Prince, what's up?

7. 01:30
   

   Prince

   I'm a big fan of your comedies.

8. 01:32

   Ooh, that's hot.

9. 01:33
   

   Prince

   Would you like to come to my house and listen to some music?

10. 01:36

    Speaker 1

    Ooh, that's cool.

11. 01:37
    

    Prince

    Fruity, get the car. Assemble your crew. I'll be outside.

12. 01:46
    

    Charlie Murphy

    We went up there. We get there, he puts the tracks on. The tracks were slamming. You know what I mean? We were listening to the music and everything, grooving at the crib. They had girls over there. He had a nice environment. It was tight.

13. 02:00
    

    Prince

    This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

14. 02:11
    

    Prince

    How about you and your friends versus me and the revolution?

15. 02:20
    

    Charlie Murphy

    So I was like, this nigga must be joking, man. I don't know. I don't know where he's going with this.

16. 02:25
    

    Charlie Murphy

    He was dead serious. He had his, uh, helper or whatever ever go and get some like shorts and sneakers and gave them to us and laughing

17. 02:34
    

    Charlie Murphy

    I'm like this is gonna be funny as so they come out right and I look at them you know they still got on the same thing about

18. 02:50
    

    Charlie Murphy

    playing ball and that but they were you know what the shirts against the blouse

19. 02:59
    

    Charlie Murphy

    and when I said that this look came on his face and I'm looking back at him thinking to myself you know what are you angry about I mean you know where you got that shirt from the damn show wasn't the men's department

20. 03:17
    

    Charlie Murphy

    I mean I kind of learned something that they don't never judge a book by its cover this cat could ball man.

21. 03:25
    

    Prince

    Play ball.

22. 03:26
    

    Charlie Murphy

    He was crossing cats. He was getting rebounds like Charles Barker.

23. 03:39
    

    Charlie Murphy

    Snatch me the damn.

24. 03:40
    

    Prince

    Shoot the J. Shoot it!

25. 03:43
    

    Prince

    Run a play. Computer blue. Darling picky.

26. 03:49
    

    Charlie Murphy

    They was kind of setting these fruity picks man, you know what I'm saying? Like you be trying to check prints and then you got this cat standing behind you and he's getting close to you and his hands is out like this you don't really want to be bent over in front of a cat like that you know what I'm saying? Prince is incredible.

27. 04:12
    

    Charlie Murphy

    We got a tower man it's kind of hot out here man.

28. 04:15
    

    Prince

    Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

29. 04:20
    

    Prince

    Good. In your face Charlie Murphy. Good.

30. 04:25
    

    Prince

    Good hustle.

31. 04:27
    

    Charlie Murphy

    yo man i'm not on your team

32. 04:29
    

    Charlie Murphy

    i mean it wasn't even like it was close it was a landslide victory

33. 04:45
    

    Prince

    game blouses

34. 04:46
    

    Charlie Murphy

    i was there i seen it you don't believe me you think i'm making it up you think i'm trying to uh you know enhance the story because i'm involved and try to give myself up an excuse to lose him because I'm telling you a story about Prince.

35. 05:03
    

    Charlie Murphy

    I dare you to challenge Prince to a game of ball one-on-one. Challenge him, all right? And make sure your people is there to see the game because you might get embarrassed. Trust me.

36. 05:19

    Speaker 2

    All right, he beat you in basketball and then what happened?

37. 05:22
    

    Charlie Murphy

    After it was all over, he took us in the house to serve this pancake.

38. 05:27
    

    Charlie Murphy

    Well, I gotta admit, um, it's a good game.

39. 05:38
    

    Prince

    I wish I could say the same for you and your crew of flunkies. Do you guys want some grapes?

40. 05:46
    

    Charlie Murphy

    I mean, you know, there's some great storytellers in the world that we live in today, man.

41. 05:50
    

    Prince

    Bitches.

42. 05:51
    

    Charlie Murphy

    can make up that .