Get a New Daddy

1 Star, 1. Poor: Lacks any coherent humor or appeal, failing completely to engage or amuse the audience.2 Stars, 2. Weak: This sketch has few redeeming qualities, with humor that falls flat and performances that don't deliver.3 Stars, 3. Below Average: Lacks consistent laughs, with uneven pacing or humor that doesn't quite land.4 Stars, 4. Average: An ordinary sketch with some humor, but it struggles to leave a lasting impression.5 Stars, 5. Above Average: Decent overall with enough humor to keep it engaging, but not particularly memorable.6 Stars, 6. Good: Solidly entertaining with some great moments, though it may lack some flair to make it standout.7 Stars, 7. Very Good: This sketch has notable humor and creativity, making it a strong and enjoyable watch.8 Stars, 8. Great: Very entertaining with consistent laughs and clever writing that impresses and delights.9 Stars, 9. Excellent: Exceptionally funny and well-crafted, this sketch captures perfect comedic timing and strong performances.10 Stars, 10. Masterpiece: This sketch is a comedic gem, delivering unparalleled laughter and originality that's unforgettable.

Trevor Moore performs a darkly comedic folk-style song teaching children how to "get a new daddy" when their parents divorce. The song provides increasingly inappropriate and absurd advice on how to frame their biological father as a pedophile, including telling their teacher that "Daddy likes to play with your sack" and taking naked Polaroids and hiding them in their dad's sock drawer. The song escalates to the mother having a breakdown and being institutionalized, allowing the child to also "get a new mommy." This musical sketch was featured in the very first episode of the series and showcases Trevor Moore's signature style of combining catchy melodies with deeply twisted, offensive humor. The performance features Trevor on acoustic guitar in a solo performance format.

This was one of the final sketches in the very first episode of The Whitest Kids U' Know, establishing the show's willingness to push boundaries from the start. The sketch has remained one of the most memorable and frequently referenced WKUK sketches. Trevor Moore (1980-2021) was known for his musical comedy talents, and this sketch became one of his signature pieces. The song was released on The Whitest Kids U' Know album in 2006, before the TV show premiered.