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Pizza Bagels

The Whitest Kids U'KnowWKUK
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The setup

A cheerful pitch for pizza at breakfast takes a disturbing turn at the kitchen table.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

A wife presents her husband with Mama John’s Pizza Bagels as a convenient breakfast. Her bright commercial pitch gives way to his furious insistence that pizza does not belong in the morning. As he removes his belt and moves toward her, the advertisement cuts to a product shot while her screams and his threats continue offscreen.

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Highly quotable.

Now pizza's for breakfast.

Pizza's not for breakfast!

The rabbit hole continues

One more couldn’t hurt.

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