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Refreshing Beer 3

The Mitchell and Webb Situation
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The setup

Two genteel drinkers are already waiting on the doorstep when the pub opens, and act as if the idea of a drink has only just occurred to them.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Inside an empty pub, the landlord sets out the stools and, as the clock reaches eleven, unbolts the front door. Waiting outside are Graham and John, the pair whose polite drinking session ended at closing time earlier in the episode. Fidgeting, they feign delight at discovering the place has just opened and, remarking on what a pleasant day it is, talk themselves into popping in for a refreshing glass of beer before hurrying past the landlord, who steps out and surveys the quiet street.

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Highly quotable.

Oh, John, it looks as if this rather nice-looking pub's just opened.

Pop in for a nice, refreshing glass of beer?

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

This is the last of three Refreshing Beer instalments in the fifth episode; in the earlier two, Graham and John move from pints of beer on to whisky and vodka until the landlord calls time.

ScriptEnglish · 4 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:16

    Graham

    Oh, John, it looks as if this rather nice-looking pub's just opened.

  2. 00:21

    John ?

    Oh, splendid.

  3. 00:22

    John ?

    Tell you what, here's a thought. Since it's such a nice day, we could always...

  4. 00:28

    Graham ?

    Pop in for a nice, refreshing glass of beer?

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