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Life as a Mass Murderer
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
A man in a bathrobe pours coffee and settles down to explain the frustrations of being a mass murderer. He treats killing as an ordinary occupation, discussing its workload, the temptation to seek publicity and the boredom that sets in with repetition. A chance meeting with an old school friend makes him question his future and consider returning to college. He finishes by opening a newspaper that puts his casual breakfast conversation in a darker light.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 1
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Highly quotable.
It's the mass part.
Am I doing it for myself or for the press?
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
The KITHfan transcript catalog also lists this sketch as Dave: Mass Murderer Monologue.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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