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Tactless Woman: Birthmark

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The setup

At a friend's party, Ally tells a guest he should rub off the mark his hat left on his forehead, which turns out to be a birthmark.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Ally (Catherine Tate) arrives at a house party to congratulate her friend on a new job and is introduced to a newcomer who has just taken off his cap. Spotting the purple patch on his forehead, she cheerfully tells him to give the hat mark a rub, only to learn it is a birthmark. Rather than drop the subject, she flails through a string of excuses, pretends she meant a different spot, blames the lighting and the shadows, and even reaches up to touch his face, before abruptly asking where everyone else has gone and escaping to another room.

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Your hat, it's left a dreadful mark on your head.

It's a birthmark.

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

One of six Tactless Woman party sketches in series 2. The same episode also featured Ally in a second installment, Cleft Palate.

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