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The Green Clarinet

That Mitchell and Webb Look
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The setup

A bullied office worker receives a magic clarinet and starts turning other people’s secrets to his advantage.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Alan is given a green clarinet that forces people to reveal embarrassing truths. He uses it to get his shopping paid for, secure a pay rise and bypass a restaurant’s booking policy. When the mysterious donor returns to reclaim the instrument, Alan turns its power against him, leaving another magical gift to settle the score.

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Use it wisely, Alan, for it has great power.

I'm the green clarinet man.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

British Comedy Guide includes this sketch in the rundown for Series 1, Episode 3.

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