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Zalmuron the Reincarnated
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Framed like an epic fantasy trailer, the feared king Zalmuron is delighted when a witch promises to restore his youth, until he realizes she only wants to sell him Avon cosmetics. He has her burned at the stake, but her final spell grants him eternal life in the worst possible way: he is immediately reincarnated as a roll of toilet paper, then as one ordinary object after another, from a toilet plunger and an archery target to a tennis ball, a tree fed into a wood chipper, a used tissue, sizzling bacon, a french fry and an apple facing yet another arrow. Zalmuron narrates each humiliation with mounting outrage, and even offering to pay for the products cannot end the curse.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 2
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I am reborn!
This could not possibly get any worse!
I've had it up to here with the arrows!
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.

Matt Meese
Writer

Jared Shores
Director

Jared Shores
Producer

Diane Mayne
Producer

A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Studio C first aired this sketch on BYUtv in the Season 6 Fairytale Special (season 6, episode 17) on March 28, 2016; the official YouTube upload followed on May 25, 2016, and ends with a short subscribe tag in which the witch plugs Avon.
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One more couldn’t hurt.
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