Johnny LaRue: Yellowbelly

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1. 00:00

   We now return to the 30th Anniversary Show with Johnny LaRue and Lin-Yi Tang.

2. 00:09
   

   Johnny LaRue ?

   Hi, I'm Johnny LaRue.

3. 00:10
   

   Lin Ye Tang ?

   Howdy, partners. Folks around these parts call me Lin-Yi Tang, but you can just call me Bronco.

4. 00:17
   

   Johnny LaRue ?

   All right, Bronco. Throughout the years, SCTV has come up with some fine westerns. Classics like The Rattlesnake Kid, How Big Was My Valley, and The Headless Sheriff.

5. 00:27
   

   Lin Ye Tang ?

   The Headless Sheriff, I remember that. It was great.

6. 00:29
   

   Johnny LaRue ?

   It sure was. But three of these stand above the others in my mind because they were cancelled by the FCC Something to do with violence and kids.

7. 00:37
   

   Lin Ye Tang ?

   Yeah, those FCC vomits are real poor cats

8. 00:41
   

   Johnny LaRue ?

   Everybody knows you're Chinese. You're not from the old west.

9. 00:44
   

   Lin Ye Tang ?

   Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll show you a fast draw Try to slap your hands together. Come on

10. 00:49
    

    Johnny LaRue ?

    Well, give me another chance

11. 00:50
    

    Lin Ye Tang ?

    I'm not giving you any other chance roll the film

12. 00:52
    

    Johnny LaRue ?

    he was reading from a script

13. 00:54
    

    Lin Ye Tang ?

    you're drunk

14. 00:55
    

    Johnny LaRue ?

    I'm not gay either Get that camera off me roll the film

15. 01:00
    

    Lin Ye Tang ?

    Yeah, roll the film. I'll deal with you later. You drunken bum. Get out. I should shoot you now. You're fired. Get out.

16. 01:05

    I'll fire you. I'll fire you up for a hot drink. Get out.

17. 01:11

    Stripped of his rank for desertion under fire, ostracized by the North and South during the Civil War for his double-dealing treachery, he's the biggest coward in the West. He's Yellowbelly.

18. 01:30

    Speaker 1 ?

    Hey, Moira, it's Yellow Belly!

19. 01:39

    Mother ?

    You shot my child! You Yellow Belly! Help! Help!

20. 01:47

    The Yellow Belly! I like that. you gonna run to now?