Magical Negro Fight

Lawyer Steve Campbell's wife is leaving him, and the office janitor arrives on cue to turn emptying the trash into a gentle life lesson. Moments later a copier repairman shows up with the same folksy wisdom and a cartoon bluebird on his shoulder, and the two elderly mentors recognize each other as rivals. Each insists he found the despairing white man first, and their standoff explodes into a full-blown wizard duel of glowing spells, thrown furniture and supernatural blasts that wrecks the office. When the smoke clears, a maid strolls in to offer the shaken lawyer her own words of comfort, and she does not take kindly to being lumped in with the other two.