In this darkly comedic sketch, host Hugh Jackman delivers a deadpan narration explaining the differences between American and Australian Christmas traditions. He recounts how every Christmas, his father (played by Will Ferrell) would have to fight the Christmas Kangaroo to save Christmas for the children. Unfortunately, his father would always lose the battle, resulting in the kangaroo dragging him to "brown town" and sodomizing him while the family watches in horror. Despite this traumatic annual event, the children are spared and still receive their presents. The sketch combines Jackman's sincere, nostalgic narration style (reminiscent of classic Christmas specials) with absurdist physical comedy featuring Ferrell in an exaggerated Australian accent getting beaten up by someone in a kangaroo costume. The juxtaposition of wholesome holiday storytelling with crude humor creates the comedic tension, with Jackman barely able to keep a straight face throughout.
