First Thanksgiving

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Pocahontas brings her paleface boyfriend John Smith home for Thanksgiving dinner, where Grandpa's warnings about illegal settlers turn out to be hilariously (and tragically) accurate.
Thanksgiving
Political Satire
Historical Parody
Immigration
Family Dinner

You do know she's 12 right?
Grandpa, you have to stop talking to that crazy fox
He makes more sense than that lying peacock that you talk to
Since those illegals showed up a lot of things have gone missing lately. Buffalo... land...
I'm not touching your hand. You just crapped twice and your hands are bone dry.
Hi, folks. I'm Will Ferrell. If you're anything like me, you know there's a lot of problems in this crazy, crazy sketch. I mean, white actors playing natives? What is this—2014? But no matter what year it is or what color we are or whether we get our news from a Fox or a peacock, one things for sure—none of us can digest corn. And that's what's important. Happy thanksgiving.

In this multi-layered satirical sketch set at the "First Thanksgiving," Pocahontas (Melissa Villaseñor) brings her 30-year-old boyfriend John Smith (Beck Bennett) to meet her Native American family for Thanksgiving dinner. While trying to make a good impression, John faces skepticism from Grandpa (Will Ferrell), who plays a "concerned grandpa" character warning about colonists being "illegals" who will take their land and spread disease through blankets—predictions that were historically accurate. The sketch cleverly parallels modern-day political debates about immigration and media bias (with references to Fox News versus NBC's peacock) with colonial history. It also addresses uncomfortable historical facts, like Pocahontas being only 12 years old when she met the 30-year-old John Smith. The sketch finds common ground between John and the family through their shared inability to digest corn, before Will Ferrell breaks the fourth wall to address the sketch's controversial elements and wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

The sketch was praised by viewers for its clever multiple layers of satire. Features Will Ferrell breaking the fourth wall at the end to address the controversial aspects of the sketch. Grandpa's shirt is covered in Human Rights Campaign logos. Over 10 million views on YouTube with 161,000+ likes. Many commenters praised it as reminiscent of "old SNL" style humor from the 1990s.

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