In this commercial parody, a spokesperson (Alec Baldwin) promotes "Chanukah Hymns," a new holiday CD collection featuring traditional Chanukah songs all performed in the same slow, monotonous, and utterly depressing style. Various cast members appear singing melancholy versions of holiday songs with deadpan expressions, including a terrified-looking young girl in front of a menorah. The sketch parodies both cheesy CD infomercials and the somber nature of some traditional Eastern European Jewish music, with Baldwin's spokesperson enthusiastically promoting songs that all sound identically dreary. The location is given as "Zionsville, Indiana" on "Route 6."
