This unaired sketch, shot in the early 90s, is a musical number featuring three characters: a Jew, an Italian, and a gay redhead. Each character sings a verse comprised of stereotypical phrases and concepts associated with their respective groups. The sketch builds to a large-cast song and dance number, with the entire troupe of 'The State' participating. The sketch was never finished and remains a behind-the-scenes look at the creative process of the comedy group.