Lowered Expectations

Mad TV (1995) Episode 5
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parody
Commercial
Dating
1990s
Studio
Awkward
Cringe
Recurring

"Lowered Expectations" is one of MAD TV's most iconic and enduring recurring sketches that debuted in Season 1, Episode 5. The sketch is a parody of 1990s video dating services, featuring desperate and chronically rejected singles with comically low standards searching for romance. Presented in the style of cheesy dating show commercials complete with a memorable jingle, each installment showcases various hopeless romantics with increasingly bizarre and off-putting personal ads. The sketch format presents numbered "clients" (like #574 Hank, #289 Nestor, etc.) introducing themselves with awkward and often uncomfortable personal descriptions that highlight why they need a service for people with "lowered expectations." The tagline that became synonymous with the sketch is: "Chronically rejected singles: You've tried the rest, now settle for what you can get."
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