"You're only there in the 4th quarter???"
"Uhh, yeah. Have you watched film of the first half?"
"If I’m the son of god, Tom Brady’s gotta be his nephew."
"I dont need that. That was a medium joke at best"
"Mormonism - all true, every single word"
"The Holy Bible is my playbook"
After helping them win six games in a row, Jesu visits the Denver Broncos to tell Tim Tebow he's tired of bailing him out every fourth quarter and that Bill Belichick may be the devil.
