A parody of 1990s video dating services, featuring desperate and chronically rejected singles with comically low standards searching for romance. Presented in the style of cheesy dating show commercials complete with a memorable jingle, each installment showcases various hopeless romantics with increasingly bizarre and off-putting personal ads. The sketch format presents numbered "clients" introducing themselves with awkward and often uncomfortable personal descriptions. The tagline: "Chronically rejected singles: You've tried the rest, now settle for what you can get."
