Cinema Silence

Sheila Carter settles into a packed cinema and immediately starts policing the people around her, turning in her seat to complain about the noise from a popcorn-eating couple, a woman with a box of sweets and the man sitting behind her. Having made her disapproval of their manners perfectly clear, she sits back with an air of superiority, only to strain through a long, thunderous bout of wind that turns heads across the auditorium. Unruffled, she leans toward the woman beside her and tries to pin the smell on her neighbour instead.