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The Fruit Stand

The Benny Hill Show
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The setup

A market fruit seller keeps trying to catch whoever is helping themselves to his stock, but every culprit turns out to be someone he can do nothing about.

Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Played without dialogue at a cluttered street-market stall, Benny Hill's fruit seller is serving a customer when a hand sneaks in and snatches an apple. He blames a schoolgirl with a ball until the policeman he calls over is caught munching the missing fruit, then confronts an old woman tipping his oranges into her pram, only for a revolver to poke out at him from under the blankets. Two young women stroll off with suspiciously lumpy jumpers, but when he follows them behind the stall he has no way to get his fruit back, and at last a mugger holds him up and takes his suit. Left in leopard-print underpants, he flees from three policewomen and the rest of the market in the closing credit chase.

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Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Bill Weston, who plays the mugger, was a stunt performer whose film stunt work included Raiders of the Lost Ark and Titanic.

ScriptEnglish · 2 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors.

  1. 00:00

    thank you thank you ladies and gentlemen bless you thank you for joining us and

  2. 00:06

    we look forward to seeing you all again very very soon until then bye bye

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