Souper Dooper

Having decided that ice cream was never their calling, Doreen and her father reopen their restaurant as Souper Dooper. A girl who stops in is put off by a daily special harvested from Dad's feet and a menu of toilet- and garbage-based chowders, and she ends up rescuing the family poodle before it can become an ingredient. A woman who accepts a free sample finds Dad's underwear floating in her cup, then flees once she learns where the pea soup came from. Her husband storms in to complain about the hair in her order, learns it is Grandpa's homemade back hair soup, and is soothed with a free taste of Lincoln Punch, until Abraham Lincoln himself bursts in to deliver one.