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Medieval Scalders

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The setup

Chris Farley takes Macaulay Culkin to work on a castle wall, where fatherly advice comes with a cauldron of boiling oil.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

During a siege, a castle's scalder gives his son a reassuring introduction to the family trade. He explains the craft, encourages the boy to find his own calling and offers safety advice that a nearby rock thrower ignores. Even a disastrous family memory becomes a lesson in professional development. The pair wait for the attackers to gather before emptying their cauldron, but an enemy archer soon demonstrates that the other side has its own father-and-son apprenticeship.

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He died... very angry at me.

The secret of good scalding is knowing when not to scald.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Macaulay Culkin's younger brother Kieran appears as the archer's son. Sources: https://www.snlarchives.net/Episodes/?1991112317 and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_season_17

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