Message from Guy: Illegal Aliens

Station owner Guy Caballero addresses viewers to explain that SCTV hires only the best people, which in his view means illegal aliens who work for very little. He brings in his new vice president in charge of coordination, Perini Scleroso, who shuffles in clutching a large globe and paper bags. Guy's attempts to have her greet the audience or say where she comes from collapse into confusion and misheard answers, and before he can wrap up the introduction she has already settled in for her lunch break.