Bon Qui Qui: Homegirl Saccurity

Speaking straight to the camera, Bon Qui Qui recalls how often she used to holler for security and decides she might as well become the security herself. Her new venture, Homegirl Saccurity, is pitched as a homegirl answer to Homeland Security, and she walks through the kinds of offenders her clients will no longer have to tolerate: people who talk over you while you are on the phone, people who stroll through a door you held without a word of thanks, and drivers who take advantage after you kindly wave them into your lane. Every offender, she insists, has to go, and the worst ones she will personally track down, before she closes by urging anyone who feels disrespected to call Homegirl Saccurity.