Funky Walker, Dirty Talker: Mark Hamill

Desperation Lee opens another episode of his shag-carpeted talk show with a sermon on funk and a slow, lurid line of dirty talk aimed straight at the camera. He then brings out his longtime co-host Cocoa Latette, who answers with a come-on of her own before confessing that she is a huge fan of the day's guest. Mark Hamill bounds onto the set and turns out to be just as big a fan of hers, gushing over the action movies she made in the 1970s and recounting a favorite plot in loving detail. When Desperation declares it is time to talk dirty, Hamill leans in and whispers a string of ever more ridiculous household and banking innuendos into Cocoa's ear until she nearly swoons and Desperation has to tell him to ease up. Hamill thanks his hosts for the funk, Cocoa thanks him for watching all her films, and the three dance the show off the air.