
Tour Guest
Tim Robinson • Cast
I guess Henry should have swiped left.
I just asked if they're ever falling out of the ceiling.
Can we or can we not swear?
A young guide welcomes a late-night group to a supposedly haunted Victorian mansion and announces that, because this is the adult tour, guests can drink and say whatever they like. One guest (Tim Robinson) immediately treats this as an invitation to shout obscenities and pepper the guide with crude questions about the ghosts' bodily functions. When the guide pulls him aside and begs him to stop ruining the tour, the guest is wounded and confused, insisting he is only following the stated rules. His next attempt at a polite, carefully worded question goes just as badly, and two older guests finally haul him out of the house, where he walks dejectedly to his mother's waiting car.
Ghost Tour is the closing sketch of the season 2 premiere, "They said that to me at a dinner."