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Do You Want to See a Dead Body?: Warren Sapp
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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Waiting on a car repair, Rob Huebel recognises Warren Sapp and tempts the self-styled quarterback killer, who has never actually seen a corpse, with an outing to see a dead body. Their search through a pitch-black warehouse goes wrong at every turn: a pale girl in a nightgown drifts past, Sapp keeps asking whether Huebel has seen particular episodes of Family Guy until Huebel snaps, and the promised body turns out to be a pig carcass in a cage. Hopelessly lost, they are ordered out by a janitor, and only after Huebel tearfully confesses he has ruined a special day with his hero does the man agree to help. The pair finally find a man slumped dead over the steering wheel of a parked car outside, pry him off the horn and pose for a photo.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
You know they call me the QB killer, right, Rob?
I mean, let's just agree that if you have a question about Family Guy, whether or not I saw it, the answer is no.
This is not the dead body I brought you to see, clearly this is a pig.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Rob Huebel
Writer
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Do You Want to See a Dead Body? began as a recurring Funny or Die Presents segment created by Rob Huebel and Owen Burke; it was later expanded into a standalone YouTube Red series of the same name in 2017.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
This season on funny or die presents
- 00:04
Rob
No, I'm still down at the mechanic Hey, let me call you back. Excuse me You're Warren Sapp, right
- 00:14
Warren ?
Rob? Yeah What's going on?
- 00:17
It's a stage these these ways they see and Steve right that's a shame about them Oh, I didn't hear they already broke up. No that they're together. They're horrible couple. That's a good point. Yeah, they're weird, right?
- 00:28
Rob
So you get your car worked on?
- 00:29
Warren
Yeah some idiot told my rear end off.
- 00:31
Rob ?
Oh, it's a work
- 00:32
Warren ?
Absolutely.
- 00:33
Rob
How long you gonna be here?
- 00:34
Warren
All day long.
- 00:39
Rob
Hey. Hey, do you want to see a dead body?
- 00:46
Warren
You know they call me the QB killer, right, Rob?
- 00:48
Rob ?
Yeah.
- 00:49
Warren
But I've never seen one laying there dead.
- 00:51
Rob
You've never seen a dead body?
- 00:53
Warren ?
I am pretty to see this dead body.
- 00:55
Rob ?
Buddy, it's gonna be ours.
- 01:00
Hey, Hey,
- 01:03
Warren
Rob, you ever seen that Family Guy episode when Stewie gets stuck in the basement?
- 01:06
Rob
No, I didn't.
- 01:08
Warren ?
Stewie? Football head?
- 01:09
Rob ?
Shh. Shh, I think it's up this way. Nope, wrong turn.
- 01:22
Warren ?
Oh, Jesus, God. What a come from?
- 01:28
Rob ?
Hi, little girl.
- 01:30
Ghost Kid ?
I'm lost.
- 01:35
Rob ?
Okay, good luck.
- 01:36
Warren ?
Yeah, take it easy.
- 01:38
What the fuck happened? Mom's like, shit! Mom's like, shit!
- 01:45
Warren
Hey, Rob, you ever seen the Family Guy episode when the whole family goes on vacation and they all get lost?
- 01:53
Rob
No, Warren, I haven't seen that one. It's not much further.
- 02:02
Warren
Hey, Rob.
- 02:03
Rob ?
What?
- 02:03
Warren ?
Let's take a break, man.
- 02:04
Rob ?
Shh, did you hear that?
- 02:06
Warren ?
Oh. I farted.
- 02:11
Rob ?
Go, go.
- 02:15
Warren
Hey, Rob, did did you ever see that Family Guy where the neighbors come over and they all have dinner?
- 02:20
Rob
No, Warren, I never saw that family guy. I mean, let's just agree that if you have a question about family guy, whether or not I saw it, the answer is no. I didn't see it.
- 02:39
Warren ?
Dead body, huh?
- 02:41
Rob
This is not The dead body I brought you to see, clearly this is a pig.
- 02:45
Warren
You promised me a dead body. So now, dead body or your ass?
- 02:52
Rob
I'll be honest with you. I think we took a wrong turn.
- 02:55
Warren ?
I'm gone. Dead body in my ass.
- 02:59
Rob ?
Down here in the basement, and I can't find it. Completely lost.
- 03:03
Janitor
Hey! You don't belong here. You have to get out of here, or I climb the top.
- 03:08
Rob
OK, sorry. Can I just tell you, I brought a personal hero of mine down here, Warren Sapp. It was supposed to be a very special day, and I blew it. I blew it. So, So I'm asking you, man to man, can you Can you just help me? I just want to get out of here.
- 03:30
Janitor
Don't worry, my friend. I will help you.
- 03:37
Rob ?
Warren. Let's go find that dead body.
- 03:39
I told body no way I you it was around here.
- 03:50
Warren ?
Why would you have me go through that whole basement?
- 03:52
Rob ?
He's outside. It's a shortcut, man. Come on.
- 03:55
Warren ?
Is he dead?
- 03:56
Rob ?
Maybe he's just sleeping.
- 03:58
Warren ?
No way, this guy's dead.
- 04:00
Rob ?
Let me see.
- 04:01
What? Oh He's dead. Something, get something. We gotta get the horn off. I got something, I got something, I got something. Get it, get it, Get it open, get it open. Boy, I believe that happened in the Oh!
- 04:21
Rob ?
That's better. Take a picture.
- 04:23
Warren ?
Yeah, I got it.
- 04:24
Fast, fast, fast. You gonna smile like that? Yeah. I'm I'm lost.
- 04:41
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